Code Pimp

Somehow who pimps out development resources like a boss.

John : Hey chooch you need some sweet front end dev work?
Matt : How much?
John : 2 days with my resource, anything you need. 85/hr
Matt : Alright, its a deal.
----Later
John : Yo, Lisa you are needed for some front end work downtown, 2 days a week.
Lisa : Come on Johnny...I need to smoke up and vacuum my walls.
John : Don't make me pimp slap you! Move!
Lisa : Friggin Code Pimp!

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AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are with a girl and one person shoots his shot first and then you all play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus, did you the boys run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea man, Karl played his shot first and then we all played our balls into the hole!" - Shamus
"Whoa bro, huzzah!" - Larry

AKS Scramble

When you and four of your friends are tag teaming a girl and you all shoot your own shot but then play your own balls into the hole.

"Hey Shamus! Did you and Karl run the AKS Scramble on that girl last night?" - Larry
"Yea brother, Karl started in first and then we both played our balls into the hole." - Shamus
"Whoa" - Larry

Punters pub

When your trying to get your penis into a girl and her vagina is too dry so you just sneak it in her ass.

Steve (to himself): ahhhhh god it's dry!
Dominique: ooo baby put it in
Steve (to himself): I know I will just sneak in the back door!
Fitzy: stevie give me the punters pub next

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Grecomendation

A ridiculous recommendation with no technical basis or prior thought. Often times a Grecomendation may be made and then reversed the very next day. The result is something being grecked.

John: Ummmmmm yaaaaaa Joe, can you edit the application so that there are back to top links on that page?
Joe: Yea sure but there is very little content on the page?
John: Yeaaaaaa, lets talk about it tomorrow.
Tim: Whoa dude he just made a nasty grecomendation!!!

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sarcastip

To tip in a sarcastic way in an effort to make the bartender feel like "he's the asshole".

Bartender: $20.00 please...
Pat: Here you go
(Pat hands a $20.00 bill, bartender smirks)
Greg: Whoa man he just got pissed your not gonna tip him
Pat: Well I am going to, I was looking for some more money.
(Pat put's a $2.00 on the bar)
Pat: Twwwoooooo dolllaaa tip here! We got a twwwwooo dolllla tip here!
Greg: Droppin the sarcastip kid...nice.

stinky talbots

To have sex with a girl and before she wakes up in the morning you take a shit in her shoes.

"Hey dude, I gave that girl the stinky talbots last night!"

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