frugivore

A homosexual - particularly one keen on giving blow jobs.

...He must be a frugivore because he is always asking to blow me. I guess he has not been getting his daily allotment of fruit, although he sure seems to to have an unusual desire for large quantities of fructose.

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cock thief

An unappealing that woman that provokes performance issues in a male suitor.

The bar was closing and there was no one left except for this cock thief. I took her home and I was right.

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Dutch miles

The unknown distance between destinations when the navigator is clearly lost, but still feigns to be on course.

Back seat passenger: Hey, how many dutch miles is it until we get to our hotel and I can finally walk this cramp out of my leg?

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