Cheese pants

1) A social dynamic involving both cheese and pants that enables groups of people comprised of ten or more persons to complete tasks that would be impossible therewithout cheese pants.
2) An unintentional ejaculation that occurs whilst wearing pants, usually when something pleasing yet highly improbably occurs.

1) Extensive statistical analysis has shown that cheese pants results in greater progression than reckless ambition.
2) I didn't die in the fire! *cheese pants*

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Four Door Porsche

A slightly chubby girl but with a really cute face

Bro Julie is pretty cute, but she's kind of a four door Porsche

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plowshare

the cutting part of the moldboard of a plow

"...the plowshare had unearthed the burrow of a mouse"

- from the poem, "My father's Song" by Simon J. Ortiz

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