Tasmanian virgin

A Tasmanian female who can run faster than her brothers.

Unfortunately there are few examples of a Tasmanian virgin.

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Tasmanian sharpshooter

A pissed, nocturnal, gun-toting Tasmanian Bogan, who can hit a street sign at 50 metres while driving left handed.

Yep, I hit the sign that time, despite the fact it was moving. I am the greatest Tasmanian Sharpshooter. Where's the next sign?

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honeymoon insomnia

Interrupted or broken sleep.

I have honeymoon insomnia, I keep sleeping in snatches.

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honeymoon insomnia

Sleeping in snatches

Christ, I've got honeymoon insomnia. I keep waking up all night.

I just didn't want to pull out I had honeymoon insomnia.

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Tasmanian snowball

While indulging in fellatio your partner cops your load kisses you and ejects your load, you cop a Tasmanian Snowball.

I thought cop this load then it came back as a Tasmanian Snowball. Dirty bitch.

Mystery bags

Sausages. So called because who knows what is inside. Sometimes meat. (Rare)

I had a couple of mystery bags with sauce for lunch. At least I kept the sauce down.

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Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

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