Dutch Bagpipes

Rolling onto one's back (often onto a bed or floor) and holding their legs in the air, spreading the butt cheeks with both hands while alternating a squeeze on each cheek and farting loudly into the air. Works great in an area with lots of people.

"Man, I was chillin on my friend's futon beneath his bunk bed, and things got a bit too quiet, so I busted out my Dutch Bagpipes and played a tune so loud the whole city awoke."

"Look, Chris is asleep, why don't you wake him up with a symphony on your Dutch Bagpipes?"

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Polish Muffler

Placing one's hands on their genitals (primarily used by males) for warmth in cold weather.

The term comes from the idea that the Polish will put their hands on a car muffler to stay warm.

My hands were frozen at the game the other day, so I did a Polish Muffler.

Jane: You must have been freezing, it was -10 out there!

Dick: Yeah, I saved myself with a Polish Muffler.

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