kilt

Plaid dress worn by Scottish fairies, particularly hairdressers, fashion designers, penis addicts, and fans of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Typically worn with those cute little knee-high pantyhose & a shirt tied in a knot just above the belly. Allows the Scottish queers to quickly pick out an accommodating anus in a crowd.

All the guys came over last night in their kilts & we drank Guinness (at room temperature - ugh!) and watched reruns of Sex & the City. Then we blew each other, with Seamus enjoying the bukkake.

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sexual harassment

saying or doing something that pissess off the office lesbian.

Guy: "So then he says - rectum, it nearly killed him!"
Rosie (hiding behind the door): "Those pricks are sexually harassing me."

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loser

A dumb bitch who uses the wrong hand to make the "L" symbol on her forehead.

As seen in the image above.

Use your right hand, fucktard, so it looks like an "L" to the rest of the world. Using your left makes it an "L" only to you.

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ricky williams

(1) Biggest idiot on the face of the Earth.
(2) Nuttier than squirrel turds.
(3) Short-sighted dumb fuck.

Gave up a great career so he can do today what he would be able to do after he retired from football a rich man.

George Bush got reelected, Dan - are you still here, or did you "go Ricky Williams on America?"

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Of-course fucking of-course

Your answer when one replies to your order as though it was a request.

Brick Top: "I've got a bear-knuckle fight in a couple of days, I want to use the Pikey."
Turkish: "All right, of course."
Brick Top: "Of-course fucking of-course. I wasn't asking, I was telling."

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vanilla iverson

A white guy that so wishes he was a jigaboo, he corn rows his hair just like Allen Iverson.

A tool at my gym has corn rows just like a vanilla iverson.

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courtney love

(1) The most hideous skank on the face of Planet Earth. So crude, disgusting, and repulsive that having sex with her should be an extreme sport.

(2) The true cause of Kurt Cobain's suicide. Wouldn't you if you had to wake up next to that every morning? Not even heroin could make her tolerable.

Letterman had what I thought was 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag on his show the other night. Turns out it was Courtney Love.

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