Eli

A sweet and lovable guy who will never break your heart. He has a big dick, a great personality, and always a shoulder to cry on.

“I have a boyfriend named Eli”

Dead Witness

The best alternative rock band in all of North Dakota

Dead Witness will one day rule the world

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Bum

A homeless man.

Hey, let's pay those bumb $5 to run into signs!

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Sir Lefty

The left testicle.
The nut that is always being sat upon, smacked or otherwise abused (usually for attention).

I think I just flattened Sir Lefty.

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The House of Horrible Posts

DRIGGS' and Cobra's Sexy House of Delicious Titay Fooking Whores.

Let's all titay fook L-5!