billy mays

1) A constantly coked up spokesperson for the worlds shittiest products.
2) A name for mentally retarded babies born with both a penis and a vagina.

1) I can use oxyclean, orange glow, and kaboom to clean up the mess I made after I murdered billy mays with a shamwow.
2) Dude, if Rosie O'donnell ever got pregnant, the baby would definitely be a billy mays.

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Mexican Down Syndrome

A semi-uncommon disorder among Mexican immigrants, MDS consists of a total lack of knowledge of American culture and language. Phrases such as "Come over, i'll cook you", "I love the smell of burn", "Can I use powerful words?", and "Smelt" are used frequently. Patients diagnosed normally don't have many friends, and are give shit by nearly everyone.

Jay: Did Rosa just say,"Shit my hole"?

Matt: Give her a break, her doctor says she has a case of chronic Mexican Down Syndrome.

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