fauxmosexual

noun: one who wears a hairstyle which poorly imitates a Mohawk without shaving the head, but successfully indicates ones status as a white trash dick head.
2) A male of poor social or educational standing, particularly if they are proud of this deficiency.
3) A young male who is proud to flaunt large garish tattoos, smoke or chew tobacco, and have a very limited vocabulary accentuated by the word fuck.

derivation: merging of fauxmo, meaning a false mohawk, and homosexual, a male who engages in sexual activity with other males.

There goes Shane again, sporting his crap surf wear, board shorts, and of course, his XXXX(Queensland beer) tattoo, what a fauxmosexual!

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shitique

noun: an extremely poor critique, a particularly deficient analysis of one's creative work

derivation: merging of shit and critique

Gene Shalit offered his usual shitique of the latest blockbuster movie.