cock-sock

Appendage for soaking up emissions from a stealth-wank usually perfomed under the bed-covers whilst your partner is asleep.

Any type of sock can be used, preferably white in order to hide evidence.

I didn't have a cock-sock to hand last night, had to use a tissue and the rustling noise woke the wife.

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stealth-wank

Having a sly J Arthur in the presence of someone else without them knowing. If in bed with your sleeping partner, a cock-sock is most oftem employed.

Had a stealth-wank last night because I couldn't sleep, it soon knocked the edge off me and I was in sleepsville within seconds.

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