AP English

The one class where you'll read so many books, poems, and dramas that your eyes will rot out of your head due to exhaustion. The teacher will drown you with more homework than you've received your whole high school career and tell you to have it done by tomorrow, only to give you an "F" because you couldn't do the assignment correctly. This class is often associated with the words; suicide, sleep-deprived, Britney Spears meltdown, and sometimes fatality.

Friend: Did you sleep last night?

You after taking AP English: What the hell is sleep? Are you talking about that thing Lindsay Lohan has done with her career?

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