Michael Ryu

He is a man with a large cock. 6.9 inches to be exact. Not to mention that he is an Asian so that's pretty fucking big. He is a sneaky little bastard that gets away with every bad word that he says. He can type really fast and is good at fortnite. He is very not used to being around girls which makes him act very weird and makes his 6.9-inch penis explodes. Last but not least, like every Asian, he is good at ping pong, but when he takes and L, I'd watch the fuck out.

Andrew: *beats Michael in ping pong* Michael Ryu: "Fuck!" "You are so gay, get a fucking life you faggot!" Teacher standing right behind him: "Andrew, why did you say such a thing?!" Michael Ryu: *In laughter turns around and his 6.9 inch dick slaps girl in the ass*, "oh shit, sorry you whore!"

Forehead

Commonly known as no hair line, the forehead is commonly seen throughout grade school but then is usually lost past that due to parties. The people that commonly have the biggest foreheads are people with the name as: Mike, Michael, Josh, Penn, etc. So next time you think about getting a haircut, don't be a little Penn but be smart and don't cut of every inch of hair up to your top of your head. Your. Welcome

Friend: Damn Penn, thats a big fricken forehead, what dumb ass barber did that to you. Penn: My mom :(

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