Unicorn

To unicorn is when you stick an erect penis into cocaine and do a line off of the cock.

“Man at the party last night Becky and I did a unicorn off of Jeff”

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I've gone Willie Nelson

Statement applicable to any person who has dropped alcohol in favor of marijuana

I love gin but it makes me violent and stupid. Therefore, as a gesture to both my girlfriend and my local PD, I've gone Willie Nelson in 2008.

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