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A polite and cute way of describing diarrhea.
Derived from the term "doody" (aka fecal matter, shit) and used to describe diarrhea while speaking publicly to family, friends or coworkers without the unpleasant language of describing the act of diarrhea.
Sorry I missed out on the office party last night but I had a case of The Doodles.
The Doodles?
Yeah I had the shits but I figured it would be a little nicer to call it The Doodles and save you from hearing me describe my overactive bowel and subsequent shitting problems.
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When a white guy starts getting drunk and begins to act like a black guy.
The other night Bryce started drinking forties and got inebroated as hell.
He got what?
He got so drunk he started acting like he was black and not a white kid from the suburbs of Vermont.
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When a person who is unhappy brings down someones good mood with a disparaging, smug or negative comment.
To be abruptly blindsided or taken aback by a smug or rude comment.
I was at the office today telling Kelly about my promotion when Doug walked in on the conversation. Instead of congratulating me or anything he just walked up with his black rain cloud hanging over him and proceeded to lord HIS promotion over me and tell me how much more hes getting paid then I am.
I felt like I had gotten Smugged by his negativity.
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1. When a lawyers group, in an effort to gain attention and money from illegal downloads sends out mass lawsuit settlement letters to try and recoup cash for the production companies and to gain media notoriety.
2. A scare tactic where lawyers send out settlement letters to collect massive amounts of money from illegal downloaders. Generally starting at $15,000-20,000 and then accepting $1500-2500 for the settlement.
3. The nervous or sick feeling you get when you receive a settlement letter from lawyers notifying you that you were caught illegally downloading files and you own them tens of thousands of dollars.
4. A tactic lawyers came up with to recoup lost earnings made famous by the movie the Academy Award winning film, The Hurt Locker.
I got a letter from this law firm telling me they got my IP address from my provider and were suing me for $20,000 dollars!
I thought I was gonna die I was so freaked out.
I ended getting Hurt Lockered for $1500 in the end after settlement.
When someone takes a situation and over thinks it to the point of disaster.
Taking a simple problem and turning it into a Rube Goldberg type situation where the solution creates more problems then it solves.
Thinking a situation, that would otherwise be a simple solution if thought through properly, into a catastrophic conclusion.
While I knew the only problem with the car was that it needed new spark-plugs, Jake felt it was a better idea to gut the entire electrical system in what can only be described as a thinktastrophe!
He ended up disabling the entire car, ruining the electrical system and engine computer in the process.
Now the car doesn't work at all cause Jake's logic of "You can never be too sure".
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Of the genus Labia. Often referred to as "Beef Curtains" or "The Big Montana".
A worn out portion of the female genital anatomy that has grown distended from over use or misuse generally found in younger women.
Dude, i was with this girl the other night and as soon as i got her naked i couldn't do it cause she had flesh bangs and i was totally grossed out!
Flesh bangs?
Yeah, they're like beef curtains but for younger, beginner whores.
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