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When you're about to eat thanksgiving dinner, and the person with the knife stabs the turkey straight through the middle with a violent action.
Sammy: Let's eat! *Stab*
Geoff: Why did Sammy have to Shanksgiving the turkey? It's completely unnecessary.
Claire: Yeah I know, he could've just cut it normally instead of pretending he was about to get mugged in a state penitentiary.
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When you give someone (or someone gives you) a neck so hard that other people around you can hear it echo. When a person says "that's a super neck", the other person usually trys to run away.
David: Isn't Russia the largest country in europe?
Gavin: That's a super neck.
David: NO WAIT!
Gavin: *Gives David a super neck*
Lisa: What was that noise?
Jermey: It was probably someone giving someone else a super neck. It sounded like it was at the end of the hallway.
Also similar to that's a neck.
A verb which means to unexpectedly steal someone's Iphone, somehow unlock it, and mess with the settings, pictures, and other things, while the victim doesn't notice until later.
Ryan: I'm gonna snatch foogle Sarah's Iphone!
Tom: You won't!
Ryan: *Takes her Iphone *
30 minutes later
Sarah: Hey, who took my Iphone?
Ryan :Sorry!
Sarah: Why is there a picture of your crotch as my home screen?
Ryan:XD
The person who can climb out of bed really early and go to sleep really late an still be more energized than everyone else because they have ADHD.
Frank: It's such a good day today!
George: It's Six in the morning. How are you not tired?
Frank: I drink ADHDecaf to stay awake. I don't need coffee!
A word for when you ask the teacher to use the bathroom just so you can secretly skip a bit of class and they don't believe you.
Deniz: Mr.O, can I go to the bathroom?
Mr. O: What, so you can go sniff the toilet? You can wait until after class .
Deniz: C'mon man!
Mr.O: No.
When Jared Fogle dresses up for Halloween and follows a bunch of little children as they trick or treat. It can also mean an adjective "frankenfogled", which means for someone to get stalked by a costume-wearing Jared Fogle.
Parents: Now honey, don't go talking to any Frankenfogles tonight with your friends!
Random Guy: I bet frankenfogle will visit a bunch of houses tonight! Better barricade the doors and lock up my rock collection!