floating zombie

A situation in which a woman is being done doggy-style, and the man pulls out and spits on her back, making her think that he has come. When she turns around the guy jerks off like mad and shoots his load in her face.

She thought I was done, but I gave her a floating zombie!

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deboned wahoo

A poor, defenseless man whose only crime was jerking off too much, and his penis fell off.

My dick fell off! I'm nothing but a deboned wahoo now.