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its a bad question

A girl you just met asks you a question regarding who else you are sleeping because she wants the relationship to be exclusive and is insecure. The question is inappropriate and very uncomfortable. You do not want to tell tell the truth and blow you chances of sleeping with her. You want to make her even more insecure with your answer.

So Mark, who are you still sleeping with. Its a bad question.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

1πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


its not a tumor

A girl is giving you head and gaging. You grab her hair and push her head down and say "its not a tumor"

Keep going baby, its not a tumor.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

6πŸ‘ 71πŸ‘Ž


Spicy Pea

A 20 something female friend of a middle age guy. It is explicit that they are just friends. However, their is still some pimp'n going on, but just inside the line of good taste. He pays, she gets dressed up in big girl clothes, and they hand out in hot night clubs all weekend in NY, LA, Miami, Montreal to bump and grind.

"Hey spicy pea aint seen you in months. Lets goto da club with all our peeps and rip it up". "Sounds great daddy. Should I wear the CFM boots and skirt"?

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009


maxi zoomed dwebi

A term coined in the movie Breakfast Club. It is a term used to describe a nerd

"John still listens to Michael Bolton CDs". "Yea, he is a maxi zoomed dwebi".

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


pokemon kid

These are kids who's social life in elementary school revolved around pokemon i.e. trading pokemon cards etc. Once in middle school they continued because they are lagging behind in maturity. It is also a politically correct way of calling a kid a nerd in middle school.

John is such a pokemon kid, he wore a dinosaur tee shirt to the sixth grade social.

by Richie Pimental April 23, 2008

16πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


fa douche

fucking douche

Dude you cut me off, Fa douche !!

by Richie Pimental February 11, 2009

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Dunk and Go Fart

A morning coffee break followed by a big shit. The coffee break is preferably at Duncan Donuts.

"Lets Dunk and Go Fart." "Na, I already had my coffee this morning."

by Richie Pimental March 15, 2009

2πŸ‘ 5πŸ‘Ž