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Itâs an ex partner whom youâre still having meaningless, recreational sex with.
When I want to rip off a dirty porn style piece of ass, I call my special ex, Kellie, sheâs the only one thatâs enough of a dirty slut to do that shit.
Screw having a regular girlfriend when youâve got a special ex who will do things that a whore wonât even do for money!
The act of pulling your cock out while fucking and dumping your load, like a gravel truck.
I was hammering Kellie's cunt last night and at the last second, I gravel trucked her right on her back and ass.
Kay was sucking my dick and I gravel trucked her face by surprise.
A dirty, random cock that a slut that jumps on whole her man is away.
Kathyâs hubby went hunting for the weekend and the first thing she does is go searching for a loaner bone!
When someone loses their shit, or goes off the rails. Much like a crackhead would do.
We were in a normal conversation and all of the sudden, Julie goes from zero to pipe job in 2 seconds flat!
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A stage troller is a singer or musician who hangs off to the side, or makes passes across the front of the stage area, while other bands are playing. They do this in hopes of being asked up to make a âguest appearanceâ.
This is a common behavior where the person can be content to being a spectator, but has to show everyone in attendance that he/she is a âstarâ too. They will usually overstay their welcome if asked to join the band for a song, and their presence becomes awkward.
Man, did you see Geoff last night, making his rounds on the dance floor in front of the band? Heâs such a stage troller!
The show was going great last night until the band invited a stage troller up for a song and he wouldnât leave!
Itâs several folds of toilet paper pinched between your butt cheeks and asshole to silence farts. It really works. Stops push through if you have a wet fart or break a roid loose as well.
I was in the restaurant hammering out some bad gas but nobody know it was me because I had a fart silencer installed.
Itâs a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.
Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!
If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!