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Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021


Wimpotence

When you’re gang banging a chick and a guy can’t keep his erection, usually from stage freight.

Also can be a sissy little mommy’s boy who’s beat off to too much porn and can’t get the job done with a chick.

Any situation where a guy can’t produce wood.

Me and the guys were pulling a train on Kellie's asshole and cunt but Craig came up with a case of wimpotence when it was his turn to hammer it in. He’s such a fag.

Jay finally got his chance to bang Ann but he turned up wimpotent! What a tosser, back to beating off in mom’s basement!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2019


Titty dragger

Generally, a woman whose pushed out several kids and her breasts are hanging like partially filled sand bags.

Connie is such a used up titty dragger, they hang over her nasty gunt!

A fat, useless titty dragger like Connie doesn’t have anything left worth looking at. God, what a roached out whore!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023


Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.

Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!

by Richter Ass June 27, 2011

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Bone factor

It’s a basic definition of the sexual attractiveness of a female. The higher the number, the greater the desire to bury bones in that backyard.

Kellie was looking exceptionally slutty last night, she had a bone factor of 10 going!

If Jennifer would have quit with those cigarettes, her bone factor would go from 5 to 10!

by Richter Ass October 22, 2023


Rock gash

Rock gash is a slut who’s dated and been fucked by band guys. They are usually not interested in "non band guys" till that scene has run its course, or their looks have.

The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.

Kellie used to get fucked by an idiot from that loser metal band. Too bad, she would have been datable, but now she’s just rock gash.

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019


Organ donation

The act of fucking a woman, meaning "giving her your organ"

Man, Kellie is looking hot, I’d donate her an organ in a heartbeat!

I’d give Kathleen an anal organ donation like never before!

by Richter Ass October 25, 2020