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Squeet

It’s generally a response to someone asking you if you ate, or "jeet". (Did you eat). If you hadn’t eaten, you’d reply "squeet". Or "let’s go eat”.

Gar: Hey man, jeet?

Me: Nope!. Squeet!

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019


Assholeciation

To be associated with someone who’s such an asshole, that you are viewed as an asshole as well.

Great, I totally blew my chances with Cindy because she found out I hung out with Scott! Total guilt by assholeciation!!

by Richter Ass March 7, 2020


Narley

Basically, a copycat motorcycle made to look like a Harley. Japanese V-twin cruisers are the most common. "Narley" is short for "Not-Harley". Another derivative is Farley, which is Fake-Harley.

This weekend on the bike run, I saw a bunch of posers on their Narleys...they looked like newbs in their crispy leather.

by Richter Ass October 8, 2013

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muff dozer

One who likes to perform cunniligus on a female. Usually associated with a lesbian or bi-sexual female.

Muddy muff dozer would to be the act of licking ass-hole.

Furry muff dozer would be eating out a hairy chick.

Many derivatives apply.

I had an awesome 3 way last night, as I pounded Kellie's ass hole from behind, she went muff dozer on Kathleen!

I was going muff dozer on Kathlen while Kellie sucked my cock, balls deep.

Kellie tries to act so straight, but she's a total muff dozer!

by Richter Ass November 8, 2010

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Cuntified my dong

The act of fucking some random chick or having meaningless sex with someone you don't respect.

"Assified" would be an ass whore who clamps her dumper on any random cock.

I met some whore last night and she cuntified my dong for a while. Then I booted her out of my house.

Kellie is such a slut, she'll assify any dong that swings her way.

by Richter Ass June 27, 2011

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Wedding noose

Another word for wedding ring. Showing how being married is puts you in a veritable stranglehold.

Indicated that you are in something that you can't get out of, and is killing you.

Man, I met the hottest chick last night! If it weren't for this damn wedding noose, I'd have fucked her sideways!!

Kellie may be wearing a wedding noose, but I ass blasted her last night like the slut she always was!

Kellie's husband thinks a wedding noose is gonna keep her from fucking every guy at the bar! What an idiot!

by Richter Ass June 27, 2011

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Chicago Tune Up

A well deserved beat down for the actions of being a dipshit or dumbass. Also, for being a snitch, narc or for ripping someone off.

That motherfucker driving buy our house with his loud car at 2:00AM is gonna get himself a Chicago Tune Up in a bad way.

That piece of shit Tom is headed for a Chicago Tune Up after ripping me off like that. He’s gonna be picking up him own teeth with broken fingers.

by Richter Ass October 10, 2021