nog nog

Blowjob, head, dome, getting ya dick sucked

"Just got some nog nog"

"That bitch is good at nog nog"

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skillage

African bum disease.

Dude, Stewart's got skillage.

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Gonad Grout

What is used while you're bangin on the bathroom floor and you suddenly notice your tiling is in need of a facelift. Inspired by Shaggy's song "It Wasn't Me."

"Oh, Mary, yes! Yes! Mmmm...oh wait, these tiles are fucked up! You're gonna have to share the gonad grout with the tiles this time, honey!

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Wheenis

Whee = Fun. Enis is short for penis.
Wheenis = A fun penis.

Not to be mistaken for Weenis (the skin on your elbow)

Wow, Bob sure has a wheenis. I could play with it all day

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Camaro

The six letters that ricers and mustang drivers see out their front windshield as they get their asses handed to them yet again in a street race

Damn! I got beat by a Camaro again! I better talk some trash about that guy being a mullet head or something so I can save some face!

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Dick Skinner

The implements (one's hands) used to mastrubate with.

Keep your dick skinner's off my pie.

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Cartoonilization

To make something real into something animated in a digitized videogame through process of Melissafication you fuck.

Those cars where put in PGR2 by cartoonilization.

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