boobala

a languidly lascivious lover (female) well endowed in the chest department and of warm and friendly disposition

she's my boobala

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eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed

well you are, just read it fast, you know?

Hey Adrian!...yeah you...read this "eye hem sofa king We Todd Ed!" No way, yeah, you really are!

48👍 16👎

foody

A pretentious person who thinks they know more about food than they really do.

That joker calls herself a foody, but she’d never be able tell the difference between Kraft Dinner and pasta made from scratch with a homemade six-cheese sauce.

55👍 38👎

gleeg snag zip

In the demented cartoon movie, a phrase that can blow up the world. Similar to Zeeky Boogy Doog, which only causes a nuclear explosion.

At least there's not a word to blow up the world
iGleeg snag zip!/i
I stand thoroughly corrected.

17👍 3👎

nastykins

Paper napkins unused by the previous occupant of the table in a Cafeteria or Fast Food type setting.

Person 1: "They gave me my order, but I forgot to grab some napkins!"
Person 2: "Thats ok, we can just use these nastykins."
Person 1: "Gross dude, who knows who left them here?"
Person 2: "They're still clean, aren't they?"

5👍 1👎

haul ass

To relocate a donkey by means of vehiclular transportation.

Boy, those F-150's ain't so fast, but they can sure haul ass!

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Gaffney

The best town in the south and the country. Also has the best high school football team and peaches in the country.

That town Gaffney has some dam good football players like Justin Ness #43 and the best peaches I ever had.

45👍 40👎