hookup

To connect a hose line to a fire engine pump. American fire service slang.

Hookup and look up. (Connect the hose line to the engine and look up at the building to see what is going on.)

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i.s.

independent study

i am part of i.s.

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Dallas Cowboys

The gayest team in the National Football League. Previously employed such homosexuals like Troy Aikman, Michael Irvin, and Emmitt Smith. Currently getting its ass handed to them every year by the E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES.

Jerry Jones: Who are we playing this week?
Tuna: The Eagles
Jerry Jones: We're screwed..

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Goal

A reply meaning "I scored" when friends ask what happened with a girl.

"Hey Rick what happened with that shorty from last night?"

"Goal"

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tequila

liquid panty remover

guy to girl: "Let me buy you another tequila." translation: "I want to fuck your brains out tonight!"

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Swag

Sales Wearables and Gifts

Giveaway T-shirts with company logos, pens with logos, shirts with names of rock groups

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hots

To have feelings for another.

She's got the hots for me!

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