fatslorrete party

A group of large women celebrating that they will no longer need to diet after the wedding next week and look forward to climaxing at the parting of the wedding cake.

Bill met Carmen when she was part of a fatslorrete party in Vegas!

carl wayne

Someone that has had 2 DUI’s, lost their license and now they can’t drive. This is derived from the song White Trash Story by Casey Donahew.

Rick: Hey Jacob, Kim doesn’t drink, let’s get her to be the designated driver to the concert?

Jacob: Nah man, she’s Carl Wayne...

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personality fuck

The willingness to have sex with somebody that is not necessarily attractive but because they have an awesome personality.

Martin: That red headed waitress is a bit goofy looking but she is cool as shit, I’d sleep with her based on her personality.
Rick: She’s a Personality Fuck

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Crack joint

When wiping your butt, a piece of the toilet paper falls off and it’s rolled up like a tiny joint. You can usually find one of these near a restroom toilet.

You know it’s time to clean the restroom floor when there are several crack joints around the toilet floor.

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