ethnic neighbor

A person who constantly intrudes on another's privacy and requests to borrow personal items with little chance of returning said item.

Originating from the stereotype of 1980s and 1990s sitcoms where a neighbor of another ethnicity would behave in such a manner.

"Brad was a real ethnic neighbor this morning. He came into my room and asked to borrow my contact solution and a belt. I'll probably never see them again. Asshole."

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half black

A state of extreme inebriation leading to public embarrassment of one's self and one's friends.

Derived from the historical incidents involving mixed African-American and white people in the United States where neither race would claim their membership. In this case, no one will claim someone who is half black drunk.

"I just got back from the liquor store with a handle of whiskey and some peach schnapps. My girlfriend's going to be so pissed when she sees me half black tonight."

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