Tenis

The section of the Taint closest to the Penis.

Bobby was flicking his toungue across my Tenis and I was so amazed at how much more sensitive it was than my Tainus.

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Spiffer

The root of all things that lounge in the awesomeness of spiff.

Spiff can be traced back to ancient Anglo-Saxon society when kings would ride through the shitholes of England. The people would be liberated from their shit shoveling lives by the spiff surrounding the king and his knights.

This is true, bitches...

Spifferific, Spiffy, Spifftastic, etc...

I'm really feeling the energy of that spiffer...

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timist

racist, but for people from other times instead of people of other races.

Stop being timist stan.

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fpnj

fpnj is an abbreviation for the town florham park, new jersey. people from fpnj, and sometimes not from fpnj, refer to fpnj as this. if you disagree, then you are most likely a liberal yankee prick. and if you don't pop you collar, please, go live in Ohio or Oklahoma, where you belong.

Person 1: hey, dude, where are you from?
Person 2: fpnj!
Person 1: awesome, man! fpnj rocks!

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Doggy Bagging

Pulling the blankets or a pillow over a girl's face so you don't have to look at her.

Rick got drunk and hooked up with a real butterface, but he doggy bagged that shizzle, so it's all good.

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istist

a person that calls people words that end with "ist" such as timist, racist, sexist, ect.

"your a goobag."
"well, your a timist."
"I will not tolerate you istist comments."

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The He-Man

probably the greatest sexual maneuver known to man. the other definition tells why.

Jake performed the He-man last week to this one girl. Yea...Jake.

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