sheet

A Police record on a criminal.

Damn, the pigs got a long sheet on that nigga!

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Californicons

People who are not butt-fuckers, but laid-back, pot-smoking, happy group of people who laugh at all those motherfuckers who are freezing to death in Wisconsin. Douches!

Dude... wait, um... what am I doing?... Like, an example, right?... Naw man... Hey, that's cool hair, man... Let's go get two tacos and a soda pop.

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baby butter

Thick white material used for creating babies. Sometimes called semen.

I touched my penis is an innapropriate manner and baby butter came out.

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