fart transplant

Placing your buttocks tightly against another persons buttocks and passing gas.

I performed a fart transplant on my wife in bed last night
and she didn't think it was very funny.

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seefood

When dining with another person or group of people, chewing food and opening your mouth wide to display it's contents.
Can be a contest between siblings while dining with the family.

My brother and I pissed mom off by playing seefood at the dinner table.

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rudyvaselino

A dude who thinks he is attractive to women.

This guy tried to pick me up at the nightclub, he thought he was hot stuff but he was a real rudyvaselino.

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