harclarver

A nightmarish flying creature with a horrific cry, which is terrifying enough to instantly petrify if heard.

Run inside quick! There's a harclarver coming!

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bodypainting

The act of applying paint or make-up to the human body. The paint or make-up is applied elsewhere than, or in addition to, the face.

We did some bodypainting on our friend and painted him to look like Spiderman.

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dusological

Pertaining to the quality of a debognotisation. The higher the quality of the debognotisation, the more dusological it is.

Key dusological qualities include:

(1) The permanence of the substance used. Greater permanence is better.

(2) The surface coverage of the debognotisation. Greater surface coverage is better.

(3) The artistic merit of the debognotisation. A higher artistic standard is better.

(4) The attractiveness of the person performing the debognotisation. A higher perceived attractiveness is better.

That was an incredibly dusological debognotisation when that totally gorgeous person drew intricate designs all over my body with permanent marker pens.

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dus

Generic word for a pigmented substance which can be applied to the skin, such as make-up, paint or ink.

We went to the shop to buy some dus for body painting.

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subwoofer

A masochistic or submissive dog.

Our pet subwoofer loves it when we put his collar on him.

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dizzy coach

Type of nightmare where one is paralysed and unable to move. In its most horrifying form, one is incarcerated on one's back inside a long pipe; light (usually coloured, e.g. cyan, yellow or magenta) may be seen in the distance at one end of the pipe, but the pipe itself is black.

Dizzy coach nightmares are usually accompanied by an echoing low-pitched mechanical droning sound, similar to a recording of a cement mixer subjected to excessive reverb.

I had a terrifying dizzy coach nightmare last night.

harclaver

Alternate spelling of harclarver.

Help! I am being chased by a harclaver!

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