splatter the platter

Common term for having diahrea or loose stool.

After eating lunch at the Roach Coach, I had splattered the platter.

Photo Guy

One who knows, or professes to know, everything. One who does not like authority.

Jack lost his last two jobs, and remained unemployed for several years, because he is the Photo Guy.

confidence

A word stupid people use because they don't know what the fuck they are talking about.

I can't think of one.