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When you are so tired that you would let flys crawl on your eyeballs.
Usually happens when working long hours in the Canadian bush.
Johnny: "Dude why don't you wipe those fucking flys off of your face"
Ricky: "Fuck that dude I've given up"
Johnny "Whoa dude you better go have a rum, you're Etheopian tired"
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Derogatory term for Native Canadians
Lou: "Look at that wabigoon, he can barely stand"
Bob: "Ya I saw him behind the hardware store sniffing gas"
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Cold refreshing beverage made of barley, malt and hops.
T: "Dude any reebs in the fridge?"
Gewad: "Ya there's only 2 left, it's all good though Boons going back to the reeb store soon"
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Person of Irish, Indian and Italian descent.
Jenny "I just came back from the doctor, I found out that I have herpes!!!"
Richard "I told you not to fuck that McChuggwap Sean!!!"
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1.Action of taking too much G. Results are passing out, pissing yourself, shitting yourself and sometimes dieing.
2.Action of slipping G into your dates drink while she isn't looking. Result is a guaranteed wet dick at the end of the night.
Example 1.
Marcus: "How was Headlys birthday last night?"
Sean: "Oooooo not so good dude I g'd out and ended up passed out on Matts floor all bruised up, with piss all over myself"
Marcus: "Ouch"
Example 2.
Jenny: "How was your date with Sean last night"
Holly: "Oooooo not so good, the loser g'd me out, I came to with his pencil dick inside me"
Jenny: "Ouch"
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Caused by a night on the up-hill slopes.
Ricky: "I took that bitch Jackie home last night but couldn't even get hard"
Lou: "Couldn't get hard for Jackie? Why yo? She's fine!"
Ricky: "I had skiiers dick. I could have had the Olson twins shoving eggplant into each other and I would have stayed soft"
Lou: "Dayam, how many rails didjo blast anyway?"
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When you tell someone that you are going to be somewhere at a certain time but show up hours later.
Chicken: "Dude where the fuck have you been???"
Bottle "T": "Bla bla bla, ish ish ish"
Chicken: "That's ok I knew you were going to take this long anyway dude, you run on jamaican time"
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