gargantuan

One who is larger than they should be.
Having exessive body mass.

OMG look at that gargantuan over there, she could eat you in one bite.

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pakkin

One who has weapontry hidden under their clothing and people know about it.

Shit dawg he be pakkin major heat, we best head for the hills.

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Genourmous

Any thing that is larger than large. Something or someone that is entirely too large.
A large object that one must stare in awww.

I walked in a bar and there was a genourmous lady sitting there, and all of a sudden the chair she was sitting on gave way.
When seeing the genourmous bug on her shirt I screamed like a little girl.

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Door knob

A phrase often shouted out when someone in the room busts ass, "farts", letting the person know whom farted to go touch a door knob before everyone beats the shit out of him.

WTF is that smell, door knob!!

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Comb Over

Any person who is trying to hide their balding scalp with long strands of hair combed in one direction.

I don't know why he doesn't just wear a wig his comb over looks like shit.

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