to jesus (someone)

(v) to uninvitedly approach someone and initiate a conversation in public places to talk about how great Jesus is. Often these conversations are begun--or at some point include--statements such as, "If you died today, do you know that you would go to heaven?"

Bill to co-worker: "Have you met the new guy down in the sales department yet?"

Co-worker: "Yeah, yesterday he invited me to lunch and jesused me the whole time."

Bill: "What a fucktard."

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yee haw

Mating call of the common Southern Rube (Reddis Neckikus), commonly heard coming from Chevy Z71's as they cut you off, spit a Skoal-laden loogie out the window, and toss out another crushed Bud Light can onto the highway.

"Yee haw! Junior's in first!"

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