cookielingus

When your wife makes cookie dough (or cake or icing, whatever) and you lovingly lick the beaters.

After my sweetie made chocolate chip cookies, she gave me the beaters and spatula and I performed cookielingus on them.

illiternet

The part of the Internet that can't spell (texts or tweets everything, and badly), can't write a sentence or three to express an idea (life comes in 140 character bites), maybe can't read (consume everything from videos or podcasts). No prob with abbrevs: abbreviations can help write a thought with less typing, and that's good. The inability to express an idea more complex than "Like!" is not good.

It's so hard to understand posts from the illiternet thru all the mangled language and incomplete ideas!