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The act of having a frend over and proceeding to pretend to take a selfie while actually taking a photo of your friend being an absolute utter retard right in front of you.
I succeeded in Snap-Trolling my friend the other day while she was taking a shit in my onsuite toilet while the door was open.
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a really attractive, fun, smart, sassay, friendly and respectable girl.
islay's are a rare find friend that you will love and cherish forever. if you have one in your life you will probably have a good life. she's special and creative and really intelligent. if you're ever in a pickle islays will give you a nickle (cuz islay's like pickles) islays have nice brown eyes and and beautiful skin, they like nice lipsticks and braces (on males) if you have braces islays will dig you. if you're dating an islay. you're the luckiest guy in the world. all around a great friend to have just lovely!
~boy 1: "hey i-slay you're looking very georgeous today madame"
~islay: "why thanks i workout"
~boy 2: thinking to himself "i wish i had an islay in my life ;-; i-slay my life is pretty boring..."
^if your wondering. i made all that up. because there is not a definition for your name on UD but you're just that spethuuul i had to make one!!!
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The act of becoming famous overnight and abusing the fuck out of it by claiming fantasies of random words you put in a poem/song of stuff you never had but could have now cuz you're super rich, cuz your song got number 1. in hurcules terms: Zero to hero, just like that.
crowd: LOOK ITS LORDE!!!!!
lorde: (introducing herself on stage) Hi im lorde, i dance funny while i sing and i have pubic hair all over my head :> lets make do with some random singymajigs i have wroted with my poetic brainz
crowd: if this is what pop is now WE LOVE IT!!!!
pop: {slaps forehead}
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