Fam

A ghetto term for family. It is used often out of dismay or betrayal.

Person 1: *shoves person down stairs*
Person 2: Oh shit, fam! Why'd you do dat!

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the merry-go-round sing-along

The Merry-Go-Round Sing-Along is a rare, and insanely difficult sex move. To complete successfully, one must first be male. Next, you must obtain one female sex partner. (Does not matter occupation, just female.) Both of you must get entirely naked, and she must sit on your lap, legs splayed. Do this in front of a television, and turn the channel to a kids' signing channel, and have your bitch sing to that song, in tune to the music, and give you a physical lapdance at once.

(Aliases: Merry, MGR, Mary, Spinner)

Jake: Dude, I just had the merry-go-round sing-along with Kate!
John: WHOA that's hot.
Kate: You're a douchebag Jake! We're over.

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mucky camo

When in the marines, you find a female creature (normally human) to have sex with. You bring them to a muddy space, dress both of you up in camo, but still exposing your genitals/or other fetishist need. Proceed to have sex in the mud.

James: Dude I had a sick night with Sheila!
Michael: Heh, that's why you're so muddy! You did a mucky camo din'cha.

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