Emma

A strange person who seems very very very basic but, at night they shed their skin and become real-life furries and if you ever see one you should run and call 811 (This is the emergency call line for furries) Please be careful!

Person 1: Hey have you seen Emma?
Person 2: No, I heard they got caught by 811. Did you know she's a furry?
Person 1: That's really Mondayjusticebillyjanebadstuff.