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That sound your phone makes when you pay for something using Apple Pay
Oh shoot I forgot my wallet in the car, itâs ok Iâll just dink it with my phone using apple pay
Doing so much coke and molly and whip itâs on the weekend then going back on the work grid Monday morning
Guy #1 - damn! Heather already took two molly pills and did a gram of coke!
Guy #2 - yeah sheâs going full Mary this weekend!
When a dudes waited over 30 days and finally beats off.A months long wait to jerk off
How the hell did that guy pull off a Tommy Tightnuts???
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Its a yiddish word for a hermaphrodite.One who is born with both extremities.Also its another word for a douchebag
That dude is sucha shmenglepus.
Ide rather do a monkey then a shmenglepus.
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To be a waste of height,Also another word for leggy
I wish i was tall but not leggjuice.
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Its when a guy orders a chocolate milk and you take it into the bathroom and drop a shit squirt into it
Ide love to Barry Bungjuice that bastard.
This drink tastes like Barry Bungjuice.
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Its a really thick milky jizz load.
Some really sticky jizz.
Jesus i just blasted Ricksauce all over the room.
That bitch better eat my Ricksauce or im gonna kick her ass out.
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