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When a very young and eager "New Mexican" male witnesses snow porn for the first time at a junior classmates slightly rural farm and gets overly aroused by said porn, then decides to initiate an unsolicited circle jerk around a trash barrel in the barn next to the house. All the while, said classmates watch in horror! only one finishesâ¦
Dude what the fuck happened last night? I thought we were having a good time until homeboy pulled out his meat pepper and dumped a load into the trashcan like it was some kind of green Chile cum dumpster!!! I'm scarred for life....
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Poseidon's trident, (Not to be confused with the all too familiar Poseidon's kiss) is what happens when a lucky soul is receiving a coveted Blumpkin and just before arriving turns the bidet to full blast which in turn changes what was memorable moment in time into none other than a life altering, earth shattering, and for lack of a better description, a complete out of body experience that would put the best ayahuasca trip to shame.
Bro, last night at the party that girl totally rocked my world! She was giving me a blumpkin and then hit me with Poseidon's Trident. I'm definitely going to put a ring on it...
When you take two pieces of bologna and heat them in the microwave for 13 seconds each. You then insert the heated bologna in a cardboard toilet paper roll to MacGyver a redneck Fleshlight before proceeding to pleasure yourself to a picture of your first cousin.
When I was 15 my uncle Ricky showed me how to make an East Texas Hot Pocket, I went straight home and tried it! I didn't leave my room for three days and that was only to go into town to the Piggly Wiggly and steal more bologna!
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