Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

The sound a bed bug makes when a librarian has an orgasm in the bed the bug is feeding in. Seeing as a librarian only orgasms one every 10 to 15 years. The bed bug with an average lifespan of 3 months only gets it's chance once in 40 generations to make this sound.

When it does get the chance to make this sound all other bedbugs the world over reply with a rendition of "Kumbaya my Lord Kumbaya"

Also the Bed Bug is written into BB folk lore and his story is told for generations to all the baby bed bugs.

Librarian Orgasming
"Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhh"

"Shhhhh"

"Quiet Please"

Bed Bug

Bookadobba Doooooooooohhhhhooooooon

Bed Bugs the world over

"Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Kum Bay Yah, My Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah

Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Someone's crying, Lord, Kum Bay Yah
Oh Lord, Kum Bay Yah"

17👍 8👎

Bookadobba

Someone who reports to facebook admin everything they disagree with on Facebook.
Considering themselves the righteous voice of facebook.

They are the guilty party for many 'free speech posters' finding their accounts deactivated.



Fucking Bookadobba

"Facebook Login
Account Disabled

Your account has been disabled by an administrator. If you have any questions or concerns, you can visit our FAQ page here."


Fucking Bookadobba got my account deactivated

14👍 7👎

Menza

Menza is the largest, oldest, and best known low-IQ society for retarded people in the world. Similar to it's brother organization Mensa but for dumb fucks.

Vagino
28 February at 18:59
Report Message
and now I will give this further exposure.. your defeat.. by pasting this link all over facebook land and fyi my menza score was 146 look it up :-D

47👍 54👎

UD'ed me

When someone looks up your name on Urban Dictionary and uses it as an attack post towards you.

Ashley Quinn wrote
at 1:44am tomorrow
Ricky - Urban Dictionary

the fattest whore ever.

ricky - adj. - a term meaning, homosexual. it could also be used for describing a transvestite.

cashew dick or dick that looks like a peanut or cashew.


Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 1:46am tomorrow

Oh no you UD'ed me.

9👍 4👎

Moncing

The Facebook art of Moncing. When you do not trust someone on your friends list to be in a group with your other friends. So you end up banning then from the group and away from your other friends.

Only preformed by the creator or admin of a group. Usually involves inviting them with a group request. Then when they accept and you find they will cause trouble within the group you ban them.

Thus preforming the art of moncing.

You
"Why have you banned me Emelda?"

Them
"I didn't trust you in the group with my friends"

You
"so you're moncing me then?"

Them
"yes I am do you have a problem with that?"

15👍 6👎

Pussy Sniffer

One who uses faceBook group discussion boards to sniff out pussy. When tracking down a female poster will lay on the charm so hard it makes other users violently ill.

Usually are two faced, sad little men who can't get woman in real life. Also find that they are totally different to male posters and females who see through him

Anita Hartroll (London) wrote
at 10:19pm
Oh FFS he's such a sad fuck pussy sniffer.
Report

Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 10:15pm
Oh look Ryan is pussy sniffing again
Delete

Ryan Trussle wrote
at 10:13pm
Hello ladies, hows my two favorite posters tonight.
Del

30👍 11👎

Fish Food

The term used when one considers themselves an internet 'flamer'

Usually at the end of a comment filled with clichéd insults and overused putdowns. The user of the term usually finds themselves out of their depth in the internet argument. Thus making them always declare themselves the winner and master of the battle.

A sure sign they are insecure, unintelligent and still wet their bed.

Ricky Foxwell wrote
at 21:23
Yes we all fear the Vagino. The master of cliché and repetitive insults.
Although you are right about the comedy you give me great laughs with your continued pathetic fishing.
Although I do love you Vag like a mother loves her retarded inbred son.

My favorite quote.
"Anyone else want me to hack their Facebook account?......................................" Vag 09,

bwahahahahahahaha
you sad fuck

Ok now I am preparing myself to be turned into 'fish food' (really using that one again?)
Ricky.
xxx
Delete

Vagino (Toronto, ON) wrote
at 18:27
Thanks Gina, I actually don't have any enemies that I am aware of, however I do have a small group of haters.. but they hate because I turn them into Fish Food on a regular basis whenever they feel that they can verbally spar with me. PURE COMEDY

10👍 27👎