iWash

The act of licking the screen of your iPhone in order to clean it

The best way to clean your iPhone while driving is with an iWash.

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Fict

A piece of information that has been presented as truth but is false or unproven. Ficts can be presented intentionally or through complete ignorance. The opposite of a fact.

Today I learned a very interesting fict: the urban dictionary is used by ivy league professors more often than any other reference.

Zit

An aquaintance who has clearly become annoying on facebook overposting with material for which there is virtually no response. This can often result in an awkward discomfort for the victim. Obviously a cheap play on the words face and zit.

Yeah, you know I tried to give Jen the benefit of the doubt on the farmville thing but she's gone off the deep end and half the time I have no idea what she's talking about. She's a total zit and I'm breaking out the clearasil!

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Acne

Refers to all the useless information one receives on facebook including pimples and zits and is very similar to spam. Obviously a cheap play on
words: acne and face

I went on FB for the first time in a couple weeks and it was covered with acne so I didn't see your post yet.

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Pimple

An aquaintance on facebook who, through over activity, is starting to become annoying but has not risen to the level of a full blown zit.

What's with Jen and farmville lately? I think she is becoming a pimple but maybe it's because she's new to farmville.

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o}-<

Emoticon for being hungover or tired from a night of partying

Rick cell: good times last night! How are feeling today?

Heidi's response: o}-<

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3==o

The male arous-o-meter emoticon
to express sexual interest:
3=o somewhat interested
3==o moderately interested
3===o showing extreme interest

Hot exgirlfriend: I'm bringing your fn stuff back and if you even say one word to me I'll file a restraining order against you.
Dumbass boyfriend: 3==o

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