Herbaphile

noun

An individual with a paraphilia where they are sexually aroused by touching grass.

Jane was such a herbaphile, always out there rubbing herself against the lawn.

Blueted

Bloated from comfort eating after an emotional relationship break up has left you feeling blue.

Taylor was feeling blueted after yet another failed romance had her eating a whole tub of rocky road ice cream.

WJS

Wannabe Journalist Sociopath

An aspiring amateur journalist who is often anonymous and unfettered by any emphathy or morality who is typically opposed to all SJWs (Social Justice Warriors) who they incorrectly view as a Politically Correct Socialist Liberal threat to their own Crypto-Fascist Capitalistic Libertarianism.

Those basement dwelling misogynistic WJSs are out to harass all women out of the gaming industry under the pretence that they are resisting censorship and championing ethics in gaming journalism, when the vast bulk of them still associate themselves with the poisonous hashtag #GamerGate - a tag which was originated by actor Adam Baldwin when he unthinkingly embedded a toxic video made by the Internet Aristocrat which invoked allegations of a female developer sleeping with a Kotaku journalist in order to gain a positive review, which focused their time more on slut shaming and attempting to drive this already depressed woman to suicide instead of verifying basic facts, like any true journalist would before publication, which would have revealed that her game had been reviewed by another person she had no romantic connection with.

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