Cranking

To cry and wank at the same time.

"Whats that noise?"
"Oh nothing, Sharky just broke up with his girlfriend so he is cranking night and day"

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Boyjoy

Slang term for the cum of the human male

"I got boyjoy all over her."

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Staglag

Tiredness after a stag weekend.

"How are you doing."
"Terrible, went to Amsterdam for my friend's stag do and I've got total staglag."

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