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Following closely behind an ambulance or fire engine in your car, passing all the other cars that have pulled over. A great thing to do during peak traffic hours when the streets are packed with cars.
I was running late for work this morning, but I made up lots of time when that ambulance passed me. I siren surfed through the busiest part of town and made it there on time.
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Flowers given to a woman by her husband or boyfriend to make up for something that he is guilty of, but she doesn't know about. Usually, guilt flowers are given by the man without any apparant reason and as such are accompanied by a card that says something like "Just because". When actually, the pang of guilt after he cheated on his partner, or when he chose not to tell her about the visit to the strip club with the guys, or whatever sin he committed, overcame him and he felt he had to make it up to her, while not having to confess to anything.
Sam: I met this hot woman on the elevator at work this morning. Something came over me and the next thing I knew I'm asking her for her number. Jennifer will never know about it, but still, I feel bad I did it.
Jason: No worries, dude. Just pick up some guilt flowers on the way home tonight. It's like being forgiven without having to confess.
Sam: No way, won't she be suspicious?
Jason: Are you kidding? Women go crazy over flowers. By the time the flowers are dead and the spell wears off, it'll all be history. Trust me. Works every time.
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You are in Porn Hell when you are surfing porn and you get stuck at a porn site that constantly pops up more web browsers, even if you try to close the page, you instantly get another page and you can't leave. The only way out of Porn Hell is to turn off your computer.
I was on that new web site looking at some celebrity shots, having a great porn session until I clicked on a picture of Anna Nicole and it put me into Porn Hell. Pages popped up with all kinds of goat porn and nasty scat. It totally ruined my porn buzz.
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To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.
I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.