clink

jail

also cooler, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

Spending any time in the clink has to suck.

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cheech and chong

nickname given to any pair of stoners who's main purpose in life is to 1) roll joints, 2) smoke weed, 3) tell stories about the time they were smoking out of a (insert object), and 4) grow weed.

Other characteristics include dirty, nappy hair and the smell of patchouli

Guy1: Those two potheads remind me of Cheech and Chong.
Guy2: WTF? They're not even Mexican.
Guy1: Hey, Chong wasn't Mexican.
Guy2: Oh yeah.

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budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

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penguin

1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)

1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"

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house

to take a severe beating from someone.

I called this dude a dirty cocksucker, so he got up in my face and housed me with a few lefts.

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2 in the pink 1 in the stink

another name for the wordshocker/word

guy: can I give you the shocker?
girl: no
guy: how about two in the pink one in the stink?
girl: sure

girls are stupid

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fuck you list

The list of people who are on another level (and I don't mean in a good way).

Possibly even on a level higher than the always-popular "shitlist".

"You can check the liner notes for your name on my fuck you list..." - track used by DJ Z-Trip from Live At The Unknown (part 2. start 29.14)

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