garbage man

bench player, who has the primary quality of burning minutes and chipping in the occassional goal.

Term mostly used in hockey, but can also be used in basketball or baseball.

We picked up Dave this season because he's the perfect garbage man. He burns minutes which allows our RWs to rest, and he chips in about 10 garbage goals a year.

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deez

another word for "balls"

I was scrappin' last week, and just when I thought shit was finished, I got kicked in the deez.

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your taxdollars at work

useless spending, but somehow justified by the government.

Guy1: See that eight foot platinum statue of the mayor, surrounded by 12 stadium lights that are lit 24/7?
Guy2: Yeah
Guy1: That's your tax dollars at work.
Guy2: Fuck that. I'm never paying my taxes again.
Guy1: Be sure to write me soon.
Guy2: What the fuck for?
Guy1: 'cause you'll be in wordjail/word for tax evasion.
Guy2: Oh, wordfor fucks sake/word!
Guy1: Yep. You're fucked
Guy2: Damn.

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garbage

the package.

Term is non-gender specific.

Me and the girlfriend were rolling around on the couch, and she accidentally dropped her knee right on the garbage.

wordFFS/word, that hurt.

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CP

short for Penguins GM Craig Patrick.

Abbreviation is frequently used on message boards such as pittsburghpenguins.com, letsgopens.com, and iglooreport.com

The Penguins traded Naslund for who?

Wake up CP!

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Vercetti Punch

The act of running up behind somebody, and punching them in the head. Origin dates to the act that Tommy Vercetti performs in Vice City when he is without weapon

I Vercetti punched this fucker for talking shit.

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cash

short for Johnny Cash

Johnny Cash is a bad motherfucker.

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