fux

geek-speak for "fucks"

I had to deal with these two mindless fucks at work today.

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Dookie

drummer in wordOutkast/word's "Hey Ya" video.

entire roster includes:
acoustic guitarist Johnny Vulture
backup trio The Love Haters
bassist Possum Jenkins
crazed drummer Dookie Blasingame
lead singer Andre "Ice Cold" 3000
keyboardist Benjamin Andre.

Dookie is the drummer of the Love Haters

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jibbajabba

Mr T's word for "nonsense"

Stop with all that jibbajabba. I need work.

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punk rock

A genre of music that died around 1996, contrary to what any blue haired fifteen yr old will tell you.

Punk Rock originally had a three chord sound. Everyone knew that the music was not important as the message. Sid Vicious was never known as the best player of the 70s or of any era, but everyone knew who the Sex Pistols were.

True punk rock bands include (but are not limited to): Sex Pistols, Black Flag, Ramones, Youth Brigade, Bad Brains, DK (pre-1987), Descendents, Minor Threat, Fugazi, 7 Seconds, Bad Religion, Sub Society, and Teen Idols.

Examples of "punk" rock, only by record label classification: Good Charlotte, Blink 182, Simple Plan, Avril Lavigne, No Doubt (yes, I once had someone tell me they are punk. Yes, you may laugh too), 311, and The All American Rejects.

Kid1: Dude, I am so punk because I wear a Good Charlotte wordhoodie/word, a mesh wordtrucker hat/word that I bought at the mall and have every Blink 182 CD, including the bootlegs.
Kid2: No, that makes you a fucking tool.
Kid1: But I want to be punk. How can I be punk?
Kid2: In the words of Jello: "Punk ain't no religious cult,punk means thinking for yourself. You ain't hardcore cause you spike your hair, when a jock still lives inside your head."

To paraphrase: Mall punks, mall punks, mall punks.....fuck off!

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garbage

the package.

Term is non-gender specific.

Me and the girlfriend were rolling around on the couch, and she accidentally dropped her knee right on the garbage.

wordFFS/word, that hurt.

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eBay

the yardsale of the Internet

I was trolling around eBaytoday, and I found two old AMDlaptops, a bootleg Blue Oyster Cult CD, some ron jeremy DVDs, and some livestock, all for under $60 total.

I bet I get fucked on shipping.

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CP

short for Penguins GM Craig Patrick.

Abbreviation is frequently used on message boards such as pittsburghpenguins.com, letsgopens.com, and iglooreport.com

The Penguins traded Naslund for who?

Wake up CP!

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