shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0

I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

sonuvabitch!!

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fuck you list

The list of people who are on another level (and I don't mean in a good way).

Possibly even on a level higher than the always-popular "shitlist".

"You can check the liner notes for your name on my fuck you list..." - track used by DJ Z-Trip from Live At The Unknown (part 2. start 29.14)

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clink

jail

also cooler, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

Spending any time in the clink has to suck.

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crapped out

for something to die without sudden warning.

You couldn't imagine how pissed I was when I fired up my computer this morning and found out that my three week old 160 GB drive crapped out on me.

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BOHICA

acronym, although pronounced as if it is a single word, for "Bend over! Here it comes again."

Commonly used around the workplace when getting repeatedly fucked by the work center supervisor. Very commonly used within the military, specifically the navy and FFG-22.

(Office Space reference)

Bill Lumburgh asking Peter Gibbons to work on Saturday is a perfect example of getting fucked by the supervisor.

Lumbergh asking Peter to come in on Sunday is even more fucked up. Peter should have yelled "BOHICA!" and walked out of the office.

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own

belonging to one person. To have ownership of an item.

Denis Lemieux: Joe, who own the Chiefs?
Joe McGrath: OWNS, OWNS!
Denis Lemeiux: OWN-ZA! OWN-ZA!
Joe McGrath: wordI don't know/word.
Denis Lemeiux: Thanks

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crystal meth

short for the electronic music group "Crystal Method".

Known for songs such as "(Can't You) Trip like I do?", "Comin' Back", "Busy Child", and "Name of the Game"

I downloaded "Tweekend", the newest CD from The Crystal Meth, this weekend. It ain't too bad.

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