get rid of some beer

taking a leak, during or after a long night of drinking.

Excuse me, I need to get rid of some beer. That tree behind the keg looks like a good spot.

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shithouse

the bathroom

Dude, let me in the shithouse. I gotta worddeuce/word

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nav

short for navy. Originated due to the military's use of using parts of many small words to create one large word (i.e. navsurf - naval surface).

I did 4 years with the nav once I got out of HS. It's wasn't too bad besides the bad haircuts that I got on the boat and the horrible nav chow.

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drop bombs

going #2, taking a deuce, sitting on the porcelain taking a shit....you get the idea

I gotta drop bombs. Either get out of the bathroom, or I'm gonna drop 'em in your hallway.

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cheech and chong

nickname given to any pair of stoners who's main purpose in life is to 1) roll joints, 2) smoke weed, 3) tell stories about the time they were smoking out of a (insert object), and 4) grow weed.

Other characteristics include dirty, nappy hair and the smell of patchouli

Guy1: Those two potheads remind me of Cheech and Chong.
Guy2: WTF? They're not even Mexican.
Guy1: Hey, Chong wasn't Mexican.
Guy2: Oh yeah.

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shifty fifty

unmarked police car

shifty = one who is sneaky
fifty = the fucking 5-0

I was doing 70 in a 35 last week, and the shifty fifty got me on radar.

sonuvabitch!!

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budget

spending within a set limit, and not going apeshit with the credit card and bad checks.

Now that I bought a new Porsche, looks like I'm gonna have to be on a budget for the next 6 years.

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