penguin

1. Mascot for Pittsburgh's hockey team
2. caffeine-enhanced mints
3. nickname for running with your pants down around your ankles. (origin: a very bad joke)

1. Don't bother me. I'm watching the Penguin game tonight. I know Lemieux is out, but Fleury's playing tonight so they should win. At least we still don't have that bitch Jagr.
2. Pop me a few Penguins. I'm dragging.
3. In shock he jumped up and had to waddle towards the door with his pants around his ankles and called after her "Why do they call this a penguin?!!!"

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fuck you list

The list of people who are on another level (and I don't mean in a good way).

Possibly even on a level higher than the always-popular "shitlist".

"You can check the liner notes for your name on my fuck you list..." - track used by DJ Z-Trip from Live At The Unknown (part 2. start 29.14)

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clink

jail

also cooler, iron city, lockdown, tank, and bighouse

Spending any time in the clink has to suck.

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Orenthal

slang for someone who murders their ex.

Originated by Orenthal James Simpson (aka OJ, or the wordJuice/word) slicing and dicing his ex-wife and her boyfriend.

I picked up the paper today, and on the front page there was a story of some fucker who went Orenthal on his ex.

Looks like he'll be spending time in lockdown with Bubba as his new roommate.

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junk

1. most cars that try to go for the fast and furious look, but fail badly by using 9.95 autozone parts.

2. aka the "package"

1. Dude's 95 Neon looks like fucking junk with all that cheap plastic draped all over it.

2. When my ex found out I was cheating on her, she blasted me in the junk with her high heel.

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Ministry

correction: Reznor did not rip off Al Jourgensen's style. In fact, Reznor and Al Jourgensen paired up to cover a Black Sabbath track (Supernaut) in 1994.

The group ''1000 Homo DJs'' was formed by members of NIN and Ministry. The name was created because of a comment by one of the band members made in previous years.

"Only a 1000 Homo DJs would play this record."

A full explanation can be found at www.ministry.nu

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hippie lettuce

slang for pot, chronic, ganja, weed, the product, etc.

When we drove past the Phish concert, we caught a glimpse of about 12000 people in the parking lot burning the hippie lettuce.

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