dru k

When you have an alcohol tolerant friend that manages to become intoxicated and displays signs and symptoms as such.

text conversation begins:

J: "Hey therr M, you up?"
M: "What's up J?"
J: "Nothin, juss dru k right now lol."
M: "Huh, I didn't think you could get 'drunk' anymore."

fluff and buff

When a person is cleaned only in the two most vital areas due to time constraints: the armpits and groin.

Man that one dude that came in ER smelt so bad. But we were so busy I only had time to give him a fluff and buff.

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